What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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