I feel great
I just peed on a car
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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