Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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