Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
After tacos, we're chasing women.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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