quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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