i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
