My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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