After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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