Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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