bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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