"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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