what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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