Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think my moral compass just broke
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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