She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We need a shit load of segways right now
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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