Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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