so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
