So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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