the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just cropdusted the office
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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