you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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