dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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