I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize