I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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