left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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