My liver just broke up with me...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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