New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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