I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
