WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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