did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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