you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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