It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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