He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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