you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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