Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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