i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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