that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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