he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Success! We fucked roommates!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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