I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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