i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
