It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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