i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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