she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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