we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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