Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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