he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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