Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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