if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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