Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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