but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
