I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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