Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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