I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
