I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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