You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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