He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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