I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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