I've blown a few things in my day
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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