google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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