i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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