DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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